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  • Why didn’t you guys dress up?” Lindsey asks.”We did.” Calliope cracks her first smile. “we’re dressed as twins.”Lindsey grins back. “Hmm, I see it now. Fraternal or identical?””You’d be surprised how many people ask,” Cricket says.”What do you tell them?” Lindsey asks.”That I have a penis.”Oh God. My cheeks burn as they all burst into laughter. Think about something else, Dolores. ANYTHING else. Cucumbers, Bananas, Zucchini. AHHHH! NO NO NO NO NO NO NO. I turn my face away from them as Calliope fakes a yakking sound. – Stephanie Perkins

Why didn’t you guys dress up?” Lindsey asks.”We did.” Calliope cracks her first smile. “we’re dressed as twins.”Lindsey grins back. “Hmm, I see it now. Fraternal or identical?””You’d be surprised how many people ask,” Cricket says.”What do you tell them?” Lindsey asks.”That I have a penis.”Oh God. My cheeks burn as they all burst into laughter. Think about something else, Dolores. ANYTHING else. Cucumbers, Bananas, Zucchini. AHHHH! NO NO NO NO NO NO NO. I turn my face away from them as Calliope fakes a yakking sound. – Stephanie Perkins

Published on 2019-09-09 by Says The Parrot

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