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  • What gets us into trouble is not what we don’t know. It’s what we know for sure that just ain’t so. – Mark Twain

What gets us into trouble is not what we don’t know. It’s what we know for sure that just ain’t so. – Mark Twain

Published on 2019-09-09 by Says The Parrot

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